Getting ThereEmily's foot continued to hurt her today, so she opted out of the Versailles trip. Teri and I managed to get up early, and we headed for the ticket office to get our all-day passes to Versailles, which included round-trip train tickets.
We arrived at the ticket office at 8:20am, only to discover than on Saturdays they do not open until 10:30. Instead, we headed straight for the RER train station (nope-- I don't know what "RER" means.
Google it if you are really interested.) where we managed to buy tickets to Versailles.

We hopped on the train, and settled in for the ride. We has passed a few stops when Teri leaped up and said, "We have to get off. Come on!" Teri had correctly deduced that we had taken the wrong train. This train began its journey along the same path as the one we should have been on, but then had quietly turned North without us noticing.
The story continues on in a fairly tedious and boring fashion, so I'll just summarize: A nice man helped us figure out how to go back to the Eiffel Tower station, get on the right train, and arrive in Versailles only an hour late.
Even though we arrived later than we wanted, Saturday turned out to be an excellent day to visit Versailles. We walked right up to the ticket windows for our tickets, and we were in (by 1:00pm in the afternoon, a few hundred people were in the same ticket line).
Our admission included a recorded walking tour, so we had to stand in line to pick up some digital audio players and headphones. By the time we finally were ready to begin the tour,
Teri needed to eat. It was almost noon, and the two scrambled eggs we ate for breakfast were long gone. My map showed a cafe, so we headed in that direction. When we attempted to go through a hallway which led to the cafe, a gentleman spoke to us in French, and seemed to be gesturing at the headsets. It seems we were not allowed to leave the palace proper with the headphones, and all the available food was outside the palace!
He spoke English well enough to tell us that we should go back and explain our situation to the woman who gave us the headsets and see if she would give them back to us once we finished eating. He was right-- she took them back and assured us that we could have them again.
We finally reached the building containing the cafe, and read the fancy menu posted outside. They had hot and cold sandwiches, salads, desserts, and more. It sounded good (and we were hungry). Once inside, we couldn't find the cafe. There were dining areas filled with people eating, restrooms, hallways, and a small snack bar with doughnuts, bottled sodas, a few pre-packaged ham-and-cheese sandwiches, and... hey, wait a minute... this IS the cafe! Teri was in disbelief. "The real cafe must be here somewhere," she exclaimed. But a thorough search of the premises revealed the sad truth: This was the best it was gonna get.
Fortunately, the tunny sandwiches (French for "tuna"?) and chocolate tart were delightful, and we were able to resume the tour.
Chateau de VersaillesWow. Versailles is one spectacular place. Serving as the palace for Kings Louis XIV, Louis XV, nd Louis XVI, it is the ultimate statement of royal wealth and opulence. If you are a history buff, you can find lots of good stuff on the
Wikipedia Versailles page... I'm just going to share my impressions of the place.

When we first entered the courtyard of the Palace, I was struck by the sheer scope of the place. Sure there are bigger buildings in the world, but they are not covered with intricate cut stone and elaborate ornamentation (most of it gilded) as this one is.

The interior of the palace is even more startling.
The tour begins with the chapel. Louis XIV was very religious (he believed he ruled by divine providence), so he worshiped here a lot. I cannot fully express the impressiveness of this chapel. The beautiful inlaid stone floor, the ornate stone arches on the first level, the tall Corinthian columns on the second level, the vivid

frescoes on the ceiling, and the golden organ pipes above the golden altar... this all adds up to a breath-taking room.
The tour continued as we passed through room after room in one palace wing that serves as an art gallery. It contains an impressive collection of paintings, most of them quite large. Among the subjects are Louis XIV, Louis XIV, and Louis XIV. There are also many of his relatives, some of his friends, several of partially nude women, and it ends with a room full of paintings of the royal artists themselves.
I had grown pretty weary of all these paintings when we were directed upstairs. We were now entering the large rooms used by the king. These were the places where the king entertained his family, met with members of the court, entertained dignitaries, held parties, etc. These rooms had a few things in common:
- All were extremely ornate: It was difficult to find an undecorated area greater than a square inch.
- most had impressive cut-stone fireplaces
- Each ceiling featured a wondrous fresco portraying roman gods, men, and women
- Exquisite draperies
- Very tall windows which presented a person in the room with a gorgeous view of the gardens
This is a theme which continued, and was elaborated on, as we entered the private chambers of the King and then of the Queen.

The curators have created an added bonus: In each of these elaborate rooms, they have placed a piece of art by the sculptor
Jeff Koons. He is a modern artist who creates amazing copies of pop culture items. For example, he created a 7-foot tall sculpture from aluminum that looks an awful lot like a twisted balloon dog. He also created a porcelain replica of Michael Jackson and his chimpanzee. I did not really consider this exhibit a bonus... these bizarre items were completely at odds with their surroundings, and I wish they had not been there.

We left the palace and headed for the gardens, which are beautiful, intricate, and immense. You could spend an entire day walking the grounds and not cover the full length of every path. I only wish we had gone in the Spring or Summer, when the trees are alive and they take the silly bags off of the outdoor sculptures. The body of water in the distance, known as the Grand Canal, is open to the public. We saw several crew teams rowing up and down the canal!

Traveling through the garden, we reached the Estate of Marie Antoinette after about 45 minutes. This is a separate palace with its own large courtyard, elaborate rooms, and an expansive garden. Marie Antoinette hated the demands and rigors of court life, and used this estate to escape. More modest than the main Chateau at Versailles, the Grand Trianon could stand as a king's palace in its own right.
Heading HomeBy the time we returned to the town of Versailles to catch a train home, we had walked several kilometers. We were a bit hungry, so we stopped at a familiar (if not favorite) place: McDonald's. My Big Mac
tm, fries and Diet Coke were just as I remembered, although about twice as expensive. Teri had a little problem with her drink... can anyone tell here how to say "I spilled my Diet Coke on the floor" in French?
We caught the right train on the first try (although I should add that ALL trains leaving Versailles are the right ones), and made it back to Paris without incident. Walking back to the apartment from the train station near Notre Dame, we saw two very cute Dalmatian pups through the window of a pet store!
Emily joined us for dinner at the Cafe Saint Honoré, and then we finally got to sleep after midnight.
Tomorrow: The Musée D'Orsay.
Eclair watch: No eclairs today, either... since we were in a hurry to get tickets for the train to Versailles, we didn't want to go out of our way to the bakery near the apartment. There must be a bakery on the way to the train station, right? Wrong.
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